DON'T GO NEAR YOUR BEER ICE HOLE. PUMPKIN! ICE HOLE. WELL THAT WAS A SHORT DAY. THIS IS OUR SPOKESMODEL? WE'RE SELLING BEER HERE, FELLA. NOT LUCKY CHARMS. I NEED SOMEONE GORGEOUS TO SELL THIS CRAP. THANK YOU. THIS SHOULD BE A SLAM DUNK MULTI MILLION DOLLAR DISCRIMINATION LAWSUIT. DISCRIMINATION SUIT? YES. I AM MARCY DARCY HERE ON BEHALF OF THE COAL
You Al Bundy? Yes, hold the applause. What do you want? I just think you ought to know that your wife has been seeing my husband. Let me get this straight, pardon the expression. You say that your husband is running around with my wife? Yes. Your husband? Yes. You know you're a guy, right? Yes. Well then we got three guys that won't touch my wife.
Are you Al Bundy? Yes, I am. Ahem. Oh, that's my... my housekeeper Consuela. Consuela upstairs, oh! I'm his wife. It's a marriage of convenience. Unfortunately not mine. I'm deporting her. Can I get you a drink or a condominium? No thanks, Mr. Bundy. My name is Naomi and I'm with Victoria's Secret. Well, I love your work. I know. I've seen your fac
Al Buddy's Best INSULTS. Excuse me. But am I invisible? Possibly from Pluto. I want a balloon. You've already got one. Jumping must have expanded my foot. Then I see you must have fallen on your butt a time or two. How dare you say that to my face? I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank again. Just about had enough of you. W
Sam Kinison & Al Bundy Was Comedy Gold. Wait a second. I wanna be back with my family. Why? Look at them. They're happy. Not a care in the world. You think I'm gonna let that happen after all the grief they put me through? I want to live! Buddy, are you serious? That means I'm gonna be an angel. I'm gonna get my wings. I'm gonna be a real angel! Bu
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